So, you want to do porn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I was trying to get into the biz it was bloody hard to even find the right people (because they were breaking the law). When I found one, they told me that I needed to bring them a NEW GIRL, and they’d shoot us together. So that’s what I did. If you think it’s hard now, think about me in that pre social media age, when porn illegal and doing it the death of any other work or job, esp anything professional. Now it’s a piece of piss in comparison. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But enough about me \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reality – the industry needs maybe 10 new guys a year. The UK graduates thousands of Doctors a year. So, it’s lot harder than becoming a Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you got ID?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you sign Model Releases?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you started to get tested for STD’s, and started to get certificates?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You’re fine showing your face?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does your Twitter include images and media that show you are serious (face out nude portfolio pics if you are brand new, and porn action pics if you are claiming experience, e.g. from filmed parties).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also, is your Twitter unlocked? Locked accounts have their place, but it’s mainly so that you can keep it to family and friends. If you want to be in porn, you need to unlock. This is no business for shy people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You’ve thought about family, friends and employers finding out, and are cool with it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know it’s almost impossible to make a living at this?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ok, basics all ticked. (If NO to any of the above, you will need to get that sorted. On certs, I can give pointers).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Got a friend who is a girl and wants to get into porn as well? DM me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Got a friend who is a girl and is IN THE INDUSTRY? Talk to her, ask if she can use you in a scene. If she won’t, ask if she’ll put you forward to others. (It is common in this game to have friends that you don’t fuck. If she says she’ll put you forward, do not pressure her if nothing happens, she might be trying to save you both the embarrassment of not wanting to tell you that she doesn’t want to be involved, or that all her industry friends hate you…).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tried begging for collaborations and got nowhere?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you need to be a PRODUCER of your first scene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is for you to see IF you can perform. NO ONE (who doesn’t know you) is going to give you a try, because usually, they would be wasting their time. The no shows and floppy dicks are too common for anyone to deal with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
By making a scene under porn conditions, you can at least show people you can do it. It will still be almost impossible to get into the industry, but that’s just how it is. Eyes open, recognise the risk that you will be wasting time and money, and if you’re Ok with that…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can set it all up, you pay all the costs, you OWN the content and have all the paperwork.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How it works :-<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n You get an appointment for your STD test for certs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n We then fix a date and location about 2 weeks later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I contact girls to see who is available.<\/p>\n\n\n\n When you choose one, you pay a \u00a3400 deposit that is not refundable FOR ANY REASON. You also book the location in your name, on their terms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n On the day, you pay the balance – anything else owed to the model, my fee and all travel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n FYI, the \u00a3400 is the models. If you bail, she gets paid, and I avoid damage to my reputation. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Model fee – \u00a3400 but more for some. Her travel if she’s not local.<\/p>\n\n\n\n My Fee – \u00a3250 for arranging, filming and editing, plus travel (max \u00a3100 for the North and East Anglia, usually \u00a330-\u00a350)<\/p>\n\n\n\n I run the day the same as I would any shoot, and you, as the male, will be treated the same. If you don’t get hard within a few minutes, it’s all over. <\/p>\n\n\n\n If you can’t stay hard, ditto. We’ll make a couple of attempts, but, if it’s not working, it’s not working.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fair Warning<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n About half the people who go through with all this, discover that they have spent their money in order to find out that they CAN’T actually perform on film.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Viagra<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Don’t use it. If you don’t pop up like a standing stone on your first time, your body is telling you that porn isn’t for you, and you should listen to it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n